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By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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Busted!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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mirmir48 13

Sunday 15 December 2019 5:11

this is not how cocaine works

SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8

Sunday 15 December 2019 3:17

This is why we don’t eat food that doesn’t belong to us.

Comments

Jhanny Quesada Aguila 2

Sunday 15 December 2019 20:16

call BS , why would cocaine be on a donut and and as soon as it hits your lips you would know

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 16 December 2019 3:46

Tegridy Donuts must be a part of the Christmas Special.

JackWood 20

Monday 16 December 2019 4:38

Ahh yeah I can remember the good ole days when we used to snort donuts!

sweetbitch92420 4

Tuesday 17 December 2019 8:36

I'd love to come home and eat a cocaine filled donut lol

youstupidfuckingidiot 5

Tuesday 17 December 2019 22:41

This is the actually dumbest thing I’ve ever read. Wow.

Justin Carpenter 11

Wednesday 1 January 2020 9:11

Where did he get these donuts from lol

Dima Kras 2

Friday 3 January 2020 10:39

I call bullshit on this post. Ain't nobody wasting cocaine on donuts

millsjoshua949 12

Monday 13 July 2020 3:07

Your roommate wasted cocaine on donuts??? That seems.....odd.

randybryant799 20

Friday 4 February 2022 21:35

I'm really confused by this one. I cannot imagine anyone who would waste coke in such a fashion. That would cost a fortune. Maybe you just thought it was cocaine.