Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Good to know

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

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You deserved it 14 158

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Top comments

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:43

*Dad likes this

Hpixiee 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

Comments

Project71 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:31

I find it quite disturbing for one to see their own mother asking to be ****** on Facebook

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:38

So how did she deserve this?

the_mantlist 6

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:43

I don't understand why there are so many YDIs. The OP saw something that was disturbing to them, so why would people vote that they deserved it? Let's hope it was a mistake your mother made

JonBall 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:47

Your mom is human too, although that shit is awkward, maybe just unfriend her or block her posts from showing up on your news feed

DJRy 13

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:23

He probably knew she was like this before, he deserved it for not taking her off, or blocking her posts in the first place.

ExastirisDragon 22

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:19

Why are there so many YDI's?!?

OhNoAGhost 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:37

I don't understand why anyone would post something like that on Facebook in the first place.

hanaabear 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 8:30

everyone loves them some milf

cjlerch 29

Thursday 24 July 2014 8:30

Why all the YDI votes?

Goldilocks1 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 9:06

This is why I do not have Facebook.

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