Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Good to know

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

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You deserved it 14 154

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:43

*Dad likes this

Hpixiee 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

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brendejafulable 41

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:03

whoa.

vikky538 28

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:09

auto correction error ..*licking

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:30

Pricking? Oops, not better.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:42

Exactly why I don't follow my mother on facebook

bugandhi 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:57

Why so many YDI? FYL op im sorry for u

Ahz246 11

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:23

Aand that's why we don't add parents on Facebook :x

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:39

Atleast she's being honest

xoteeshaox 22

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:43

Even though you shouldn't upload that information on facebook, if shes really wanted to, at least block your children from seeing it. FYL

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:25

Wow, the trolls must be all over FML as of late, because I have no other theory or clue as to why there are so many YDIs.

epilepticloh 20

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:25

Maybe it was autocorrect maybe she needs a good licking?

sassy2085 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:28

The worse case of TMI I have ever heard.

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