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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

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You deserved it 14 154

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:43

*Dad likes this

Hpixiee 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 0:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

Comments

thebosnian 11

Wednesday 8 July 2015 16:55

Man this was the best fml post I've seen by far. ???

Selkca 9

Friday 31 July 2015 20:30

I feel like the people who clicked on you deserved it are thinking, 'Well why haven't you been a man and give her the dick already?'

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Monday 21 September 2015 23:39

I'm so sorry for your loss. . . of innocence.

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 29 September 2015 5:51

Keepin' it classy...

shotgun_girl 17

Monday 29 February 2016 2:51

Hell that's how you were made. But wow that wording

ifuckuprandomly 28

Monday 11 July 2016 2:08

Sorry OP, but that phrase made me laugh until I cried real Jesus tears.

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Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 338

You deserved it 170

Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard, "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

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Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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You deserved it 6 005

Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 104

Today, as a 6 ft 8 woman, I never get much attention from men, until today when a guy who was 7 ft 1 approached me at the bar with the chat up line, "Hey little lady, you look about my size, can I buy you a drink?" It worked. I'm such a stereotype, we’re going on a date tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 500

Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML

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You deserved it 1 255

Today, my parents have been whining about me spending a weekend there, so I did. I have severe IBS and sent them the list of foods I can eat 2 weeks ago when I told them I was coming. They had no food in the house that I could eat without getting sick, and got offended when I didn’t eat or tried to buy my own food. FML

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You deserved it 109

Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML

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You deserved it 1 612