Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Good to know

In my opinion, I think if I DID have a Facebook or suddenly found my mom on any social networking site, I'd do my best not to add her. It's surprising how parents can forget that their children can see everything they post.

shessohighh 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 1:52

So... why are so many people voting YDI? How does OP deserve it? For going on Facebook? For having a provocative mother?

kitsy 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 1:54

How does OP deserve this?!

beaglegal 42

Thursday 24 July 2014 2:35

Ikr? Why does this have so many YDI votes?

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