Intimacy: Good vibrations

Good vibrations

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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surreal 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:10

That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.

Delilahlilah 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:14

Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?

Comments

ace135 3

Friday 26 June 2009 6:54

u can ride with me sometime haha but seriously that sux

gcristina17 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:12

ditto

omar_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:14

hahaha

americayay 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:49

pervy freak.

Mikeymikey 4

Friday 26 June 2009 8:53

wahahahaha.. FML of the DAY!! now i know why chicks like bikes!! unlucky for you it had to happen this way.

harlequintempest 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:19

With too much vibration in the right...in this case wrong....spot, the big O is a bit unavoidable, unless she wanted to be street pizza.

ZDrache 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:50

God I feel sorry for you! Did you have a full bladder or something? Dayum. I have sexsomnia, so I feel for you.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:54

Everything I've read on this page makes me inconsolably angry.

Talenie 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:09

that is just really unfortunate. yikes.

stokebasing 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:38

Omgg!! i was Moderating the FML's and saw the dad had posted one!! Gutteddd on you! FYL!! :P

Kjalvalr 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:37

So he posted that his Daughter had an ****** on his Bike? It's rather funny that they would both use the same Site to essentially tell the same Story.