Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 633
You deserved it 3 541

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saIty 17

Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!

perdix 29

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

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Linara 0

These kinds of stuff happen, don't worry!

Destroy the pictures before they make it onto facebook.

And that is why the bride and groom should've sprung for a string quartet.

perdix 29

So the OP could have tripped four times?

No. No wires with a string quartet, silly. No amplification needed.

perdix 29

Each instrument has four wires. The OP would probably have a concussion and some broken bones by the time they got through Pachelbel's Canon.

If the strings from the instrument were strewn around for the OP to trip over, there wouldn't be any music.

"Today, at my wedding, the cellist in the string quartet fell asleep playing D-A-B-F# G-D-G-A over and over again. FML" (h/t Rob Paravonian)

I'm pretty sure OP meant a cable that just happened to be crossing the aisle so music they can connect speakers or something..

32, yes but it's still a strange place to run cabling. UNDER the carpet going down the aisle, around and behind the altar, even lashed to the ceiling all seem like better ideas than across the aisle where women in heels will be walking (and not looking down).

Yes. But the question remains: WILL I?!

At least they didn't get quiet because you would feel even more awkward. Now you can look back at the pictures and laugh about it ;)

BubbleGrunge 18

Everyone else should have tripped and knocked over something as if it was part of the wedding march! Hey, they do all kinds of weird things during weddings now!

TheVelocirabbit 10

42-Here at FML, we take our time to type full and correct sentences without shortcuts in typing and just kidding's at the end. Thank you.