Embarrassing and Weddings: Goof

Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 02:53 - United States - Dallas

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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saIty 17

Friday 6 July 2012 16:34

Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 16:35

Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.

Comments

Linara 0

Friday 6 July 2012 17:49

These kinds of stuff happen, don't worry!

Ozuru 11

Friday 6 July 2012 18:04

Destroy the pictures before they make it onto facebook.

photoquilty 6

Friday 6 July 2012 18:06

And that is why the bride and groom should've sprung for a string quartet.

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 18:22

So the OP could have tripped four times?

photoquilty 6

Friday 6 July 2012 19:37

No. No wires with a string quartet, silly. No amplification needed.

perdix 29

Friday 6 July 2012 19:47

Each instrument has four wires. The OP would probably have a concussion and some broken bones by the time they got through Pachelbel's Canon.

photoquilty 6

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:49

If the strings from the instrument were strewn around for the OP to trip over, there wouldn't be any music.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:06

"Today, at my wedding, the cellist in the string quartet fell asleep playing D-A-B-F# G-D-G-A over and over again. FML" (h/t Rob Paravonian)

KK3137 31

Friday 6 July 2012 18:17

I'm pretty sure OP meant a cable that just happened to be crossing the aisle so music they can connect speakers or something..

evilplatypus 38

Friday 6 July 2012 18:52

32, yes but it's still a strange place to run cabling. UNDER the carpet going down the aisle, around and behind the altar, even lashed to the ceiling all seem like better ideas than across the aisle where women in heels will be walking (and not looking down).

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 6 July 2012 18:53

Yes. But the question remains: WILL I?!

serena_10 11

Friday 6 July 2012 19:24

At least they didn't get quiet because you would feel even more awkward. Now you can look back at the pictures and laugh about it ;)

vampire53005 6

Friday 6 July 2012 19:25

U suck get your own pic :P lol jkjk

BubbleGrunge 18

Friday 6 July 2012 19:32

Everyone else should have tripped and knocked over something as if it was part of the wedding march! Hey, they do all kinds of weird things during weddings now!