Money, Homeowners, Neighbours and Pervert: Got money to throw around? Get into real estate

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada

Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 5 March 2022 2:49

If she's single, tell the dumbass it's better to be courteous and politely ask her out instead of being a creepy stalker. He probably has a disgusting **** addiction which makes him think peeping is cool. Weirdo...

homehints1001 7

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:37

Wanting to see that is normal but most people would want to see it with consent from the other person.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 5 March 2022 2:49

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 3:39

I agree with the idiot part. A hot 20-something will soon get a boyfriend who will shut down the peep show and he'll has zero reasons for that major purchase. I take exception with the perverted part. Society brainwashes us into considering hot 20-something women to be the most desirable people of the human race. Wanting to look at that is normal.

homehints1001 7

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:37

Wanting to see that is normal but most people would want to see it with consent from the other person.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:42

I agree that it's creepy and invasive and inappropriate. It's just not perverse by society's standards.

Nikki 17

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:42

Let’s not try to normalize looking into someone’s private bedroom while they undress

JuicyPP 2

Saturday 5 March 2022 14:05

Well, were they wrong?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 7 March 2022 3:15

Well, don't help him with any financial problems he may have. I can totally see him being all, "Yeah, I can't afford my mortgage, I need a loan." Don't do it.