Parents aren't stupid, they know what's up when a teenaged boy locks himself in the bathroom for longer than is necessary for a #2.

Well there's only so much you can do to hide it. The point is to make sure you have your privacy; not convince everyone you don't do it. Besides, shouldn't the parents have better things to do other than stand outside the bathroom keeping track of how long their teenage kid is in there? Its a teenager! Not a two year old. Teens need their privacy. Parents should understand that and give them some space.

I live in a 1 floor home, and to use the washroom you have to pass the living room, so my parents would see me pass by and use the washroom, so that's one way of them finding out how long I'm in there. Lucky for me tho, my parents suspect that I do it, they've never caught me or talked to me about it but they aren't stupid, so no matter how long I take in the bathroom to **********, they never question it; unless my mom wants to embarrass me and ask why I took so long ( although she never expects an answer from me)

i've never read the bible so i may be very wrong, but doesnt it say something like, "it is better to spill your seed in the belly of a ***** than to spill it on the floor"? not that i think masturbation is wrong, in fact i think it's one of the basics of animal life, but i do think it's mentioned in the bible.

Nope, never mind. I googled it, that wasn't in the Bible.

I think that sounds like a frat boy quote actually. :D

Well, there's the whole thing about "the sin of Onan" but Onan's sin wasn't masturbation as such, it was failing to impregnate his brother's wife after his brother died without leaving an heir. This has been interpreted by some Christians as a proscription on masturbation generally but there's no way any sane reading of the original text supports that.

Besides, when your religion tells you not to do something, it doesn't mean you have the right to tell other people not to do it. Sure, murder and theft is wrong, but there's laws covering that. As long as they're not hurting anyone, just let em be.

When Jesus says neighbor, he means anybody. For example, he also says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." Jesus didn't mean just your literal neighbor; He meant everybody. So really, even though it's unpopular, the Bible is saying masturbation is wrong because in order to **********, you need to lust after someone.

Not true, you can just play with your dick till it spills

Some people tug it to cartoon characters, or just ********** because it feels good.

If she is as religious as OP indicates, I doubt she has a great sense of humor. Especially if it's deemed dirty or sinful by her.

I just thought it would be funny if she knew anyway, all that for nothing. And there is plenty of hypocrisy out there.