Food, Addiction and Health: Gotta have it

Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 59 174

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 987

By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 43 473

Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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You deserved it 299

By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 9 140

By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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You deserved it 17 992

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 912

You deserved it 212

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 241

You deserved it 7 147

Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 392

You deserved it 1 131

By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 380

You deserved it 6 726

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:27

I'm sorry this is just sad

Comments

serenity40 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:52

At least you admitted that you have a problem. Now it's time to seek help immediately!!!

zyron7568 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:14

Your disgusting.

katwalker 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 1:11

Sounds like you're starting to hit rock bottom with your addiction. Soon you'll be licking it off the ground to get your fix..

cheerleader205 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:21

Fattyyyy

zackr29 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:33

Fat ass

budd28 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:09

I did that too but mines was with a pop tart

btor417 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:24

ur not addicted.... that's called being fat

yomama564231 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:10

Nasty O.o

Amethyst99 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:26

stupd fat pig stop eating ants

nXoHavoc 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:58

The chocolate totally ruined those delicious ants

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