Food, Addiction and Health: Gotta have it - FML

Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Funyearahead - 08/08/2016 12:44 - United States - Red Bank

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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Another resolution bites the dust

By Anonymous - 30/09/2024 00:00 - Germany - Seevetal

Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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Chip on your shoulder

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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Top comments

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 17 October 2011 8:25

That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.

captainfalcon7 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:27

I'm sorry this is just sad

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thatismahogany 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 23:18

That is... GROSS.

superfail77 8

Monday 2 July 2012 5:01

Your not addicted, your sick... and probably fat

curleyQ97 9

Monday 9 July 2012 22:54

i smell diabetes

ThePatriotKid 0

Friday 20 July 2012 9:50

dafuk is wrong with you????

Steffi 26

Thursday 28 March 2013 11:46

How is this an FML? You knew what you were doing, and had full control over the situation. Even if you were an actual addict, you could have just gotten some other chocolate.

newburton13 26

Friday 24 May 2013 16:37

Wow....I get physically sick if I don't have chocolate every day, but that's just sad.

msdtreadwell 15

Monday 29 December 2014 11:19

I do not think this is an FML worthy of publishing...

BobBricks101 7

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:09

What's the problem? Ants won't hurt you. Ants are extremely clean animals.

Eheath12Jheath14 8

Saturday 7 July 2018 1:50

I don't know how I feel about this...

Gubbon 17

Sunday 12 May 2024 21:51

And...?

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