Love: Great date

Great date

By SonofDonald - 22/01/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

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Same thing different taste

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 037

Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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You deserved it 228

In the dark

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

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You deserved it 1 135

Very unhealthy

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 15:00

Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML

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You deserved it 170

By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 529

Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

Never mix business with pleasure

By LiarLiarPantsOnFire - 17/12/2022 21:00

Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML

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You deserved it 287

But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 347

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 625

You deserved it 4 543

ksks1234 33

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:29

At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

kittykaos 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:28

Classy.

Comments

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 13:16

At least you found that out beforehand.

spazz666 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 13:54

Noor, it seems as though people have knelt down to kiss your ass! Congratulations, you can now join the ranks of Perdix and Doc Bastard!

allduhr 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 15:03

At least you found out the easy way!

Cupcake040 17

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:30

That's the first and last date right?! Sorry but FYL for this date but if there's a second after what you just heard its YDI.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:33

You know, she probably just did that specifically because she didn't want to go out with you but didn't want to hurt your feelings either...either that or you picked a winner, and I wish you the best of luck.

panther86 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 16:40

You're deep in the friendzone my friend.

MrsAlexander83 10

Wednesday 23 January 2013 17:38

Well...look on the bright side. At least you found out all of this and what kind of person she really is when no one is looking. Consider yourself extremely lucky!

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 18:27

That's classy and sexy! Well she feels close enough to you to tell you something this private. Although I would say FYL more for that. At least you found out about the STD by her telling you and not actually sharing! On the plus side, $50 and you've got a new girlfriend...for an hour!