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Great date

By SonofDonald - 22/01/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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You deserved it 227

In the dark

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 20:02 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things official and exclusive. I was confident she'd feel the same way. Then I found out she's an escort. FML

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You deserved it 1 132

Very unhealthy

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 15:00

Today, a coworker asked me out and we’ve been on a few dates. I had no idea why she’d want to date me, until after we had sex and she started crying and confessed she was molested as a teen, and since her attacker was short and gross like me, she wanted to use me to work out her repressed issues. FML

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You deserved it 170

By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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You deserved it 4 526

Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 634

Never mix business with pleasure

By LiarLiarPantsOnFire - 17/12/2022 21:00

Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML

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You deserved it 285

But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 345

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 4 543

ksks1234 33

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:29

At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

kittykaos 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:28

Classy.

Comments

kimj356 6

Wednesday 23 January 2013 6:40

Well did you hit it?

vinito 3

Wednesday 23 January 2013 6:47

wow

pamiehamie 12

Wednesday 23 January 2013 6:49

She actually admitted that too you? ha

enzo875 4

Wednesday 23 January 2013 6:57

She wants that D

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 23 January 2013 7:33

Well, what did you want to talk about. Your boring job? ;-) Still, I'd at least you now know that she is not the one for you.

Ajwc101 24

Wednesday 23 January 2013 7:38

Idk Noor I think I'd rather have the bathroom card played on me just because its such a classic.

Iniezian 18

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:11

This was probably her way of rejecting you, and getting a free meal out of it.

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:58

seriously whats with the double life? does your work not provide enough money?

Koleckai 16

Wednesday 23 January 2013 8:59

This isn't an FML. It is a bullet dodged. It could be worse. Some STDs can't be fixed.

drzfinest062011 4

Wednesday 23 January 2013 10:31

man that really suck I would of walked away and put a big FML in my forehead lmao

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