Intimacy: Great handle!

Great handle!

By I'll Make You FartCum - 02/01/2015 21:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Mr Eek - 25/10/2008 16:57

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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Multitasking

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Sadman - 23/04/2011 08:37 - Canada

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML

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Mission successful

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Saturday 3 January 2015 1:06

I'm sorry your girlfriend would be so disrespectful. Things that happen in an intimate situation should remain intimate. Did you let her know it makes you uncomfortable? Communication is important in a relationship, after all. Perhaps she could convince your friends to stop. If not, they'll forget about it once it stops being entertaining. Pretend it doesn't bother you! Play along with it! That's how you shake off elementary school bullies, and they seem to be at about that level of maturity.

LaColombianita 26

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:10

Lmao that's hilarious, but I definitely would have kept that as an inside joke between the 2 of you only..

Comments

ald92 6

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:17

What would be worse if one of those friends used fml and pointed you out in the comments. You did share your story with the net though. It sucks i have a story i told friends, now they are complete dicks about trying to bring it up every chance they get

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:21

Often when a rifle is fired, there will be a loud report that follows, embrace the science.

_kyleG_ 34

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:25

Sounds like a sticky situation

milehigh52 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:28

I know how to fix it give her an ****** next time you have sex so hard that she screams really loud or does something embarrassing. Then you have the upper hand and can just smirk at her anytime her friends make jokes.

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:45

"I made my girlfriend scream really loud"

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:36

Wait...since when is that a bad thing..?

tray623 7

Saturday 3 January 2015 15:46

It's called being sarcastic. I thought crssycakes comment was pretty funny.

joshi42 16

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:43

It could be worth. Imagine, if you would be passive gay, where would this habit lead you?

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 3 January 2015 1:48

Next time have her hold a lighter near your ass. Then she can enjoy the flash with the thunder.

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:18

next time?

Camillerenee420 4

Saturday 3 January 2015 3:10

lmfao.

sweetnsourrr 11

Saturday 3 January 2015 2:10

I hate when people, those who are in a relationship, discuss their sex lives amongst their friendship. I had two friends who did that and it was weird, he told us all that he tossed his girlfriend's (now ex) salad, TMI. I just find it disrespectful, I wouldn't sleep with someone who kisses and tell. idk that's just me...