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She's teasing you OP! Take it in stride.
that's disgusting I'm surprised she wasn't too embarrassed to even mention it
It happens sometimes (hopefully not to frequently) but it's not something you should ever share. I'm sure she would be livid if she were the one who farted and he told everyone. There's just no need.
Shitty girlfriend.
Well if you told people about this then YDI, if she told people about this then I don't know what she expected, and if everyone knew some other way, this needs a follow up
"She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it"
You're mad at her for sharing it, but you just posted it on the Internet. And if you're friends see it in pretty sure it will spread more and have more damage than your girlfriend's mouth.
Posting an embarrassing story about yourself to a load of strangers on the internet is quite different to telling someone's close friends about *their* embarrassing story, against their wishes
Farting usually comes after hard work. Good Job OP
At least you made the most of a shitty situation.
Have a talk with her about how you feel regarding the subject of her wanting attention from her friends so badly she overshares information about time you two spend alone, and then uses it to help ridicule you. If a guy did that to a female, you'd better believe we'd get upset! It's only fair that she return the favor and keep her mouth shut. I would tell her you don't appreciate it, and let her know in the future you won't warn her, you will tell her friends something embarrassing about her. Sometimes, that's the only way to give people empathy.
She isn't worth it really if she goes around and tells people private businesses THE SHE ISNT WORTH IT, YOU OR OR TIME
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I'm sorry your girlfriend would be so disrespectful. Things that happen in an intimate situation should remain intimate. Did you let her know it makes you uncomfortable? Communication is important in a relationship, after all. Perhaps she could convince your friends to stop. If not, they'll forget about it once it stops being entertaining. Pretend it doesn't bother you! Play along with it! That's how you shake off elementary school bullies, and they seem to be at about that level of maturity.
Lmao that's hilarious, but I definitely would have kept that as an inside joke between the 2 of you only..