Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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benderbot19 0

Seems like a pretty simple explanation. Took you 2 sentences.

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sugarandspice33 0

Is OP going to the dentist... at 2:30(tooth hurty)? Ahaahah-nah that was lame here comes the thumb downs :(

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Insane_Tea 15

I've never heard of sometone teething a knob.

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ohmandapants 16

Oh boy. My mind is in the gutter today...

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Zora55 2

wtf don't you know theres so much better things you can do with your moutg. On the other hand practice makes perfect.

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trippythehippy 6

Once knew a girl that could fit an entire soda can in her mouth. Ahhh love

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Dutchee 5

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I once hit the bottom of the swimming pool while diving a bit too enthusiastically, chipping my front teeth and causing my already crooked teeth to be knocked out of line even more, making braces an absolute must :) Besides, I've done more stupid things in attempting to open doors. Like trying to open a heavy door with your pinky finger, spilling hot tea over yourself in the process.

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xxtb0 0

you couldn't easily put what you had in your hands down for a second, but you manage to get down on your knees to do that, smh.

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sabbb_fml 0

Shouldve used your foot!

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Right_Click 12

Yeah, to kick the freaking door down like a BOSS.

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cute_cherry1313 1

What if the doorknob is round? What if s/he isn't the least bit flexible?

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sinking_fish 12

69- Then you kick it anyways. The imagery makes me laugh.:)

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every1luvsboners 11

Keep practicing, maybe bukakke scenes aren't your thing. One day you'll be the **** star you were meant to be.

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ZebulonPike 8

Your mouth? Are you serious? Use your feet!

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mattorama 15

At the very least, try to nudge it with your forehead.

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Brainspoil 2

If people could be killed for stupidity, you op wouldn't live long.

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