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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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You deserved it 7 478

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 455

You deserved it 2 611

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 762

You deserved it 6 945

By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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You deserved it 6 801

By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 354

You deserved it 4 240

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 955

You deserved it 2 660

By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 087

You deserved it 4 338

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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You deserved it 5 452

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 477

You deserved it 18 538

By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 988

You deserved it 3 185

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 108

You deserved it 2 829

BitchPlease18 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Did she?

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Boomshadow 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:30

Well, I don't mean to be cruel, but they both had the OP in common...

soccergurrll 8

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:31

Your dad seems very supportive of your love life.

RosenT1990 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:31

If your own father is saying things like that about you, then maybe that's a sign she SHOULD get out. Besides, those two previous marriages had a common denominator: you.

Needafarm 22

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:32

I had the same advise for a friend who was dating a guy who married a woman after going out for a while then they separated for two years so they could divorce according to Australian law. He is a US citizen. They did end up separating, but over another matter entirely different, but if THEIR parent tells you to run, it's either because they don't like you, or because they really don't trust their kid to treat you right. You be the judge.

benderbot19 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:18

What?

benderbot19 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:20

What?

54754N4 14

Wednesday 24 August 2016 20:17

#18 you have awkward family relations..

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:33

You should tell him "I've left my two former wives, and I wont hesitate to leave you in a ditch if you keep screwing this up!"

tony1891 22

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:38

you have wonderful parents

perdix 29

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:38

Hopefully, she left before she looked in the freezer in the basement.

Needafarm 22

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:43

On second thought, he might be trying to save you from a crazy axe murdering psycho bitch and was trying to make sure that she felt she was taking the higher road by dumping you since your father told her so. Just think of it in terms of he wanted someone better for you than what you brought home since he's already seen your last two choices in brides. Just be ready to have him do it again if he doesn't like them or thinks it'll be a repeat of marriage one and two.

dadli_fml 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:46

Maybe he did it because he wanted her for himself

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:29

Im sure the girlfreiend wouldnt want to date the person that told her to leave her ex-boyfriend because of his ex-wives edit: I didnt realize it when I typed it, but this comment is hard to follow

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:54

Well now you know in the future to be honest with your girlfriend. If you're at the stage where you want her to meet your parents, you are certainly serious enough to tell her about your past.