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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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You deserved it 6 801

By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 4 240

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 660

By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 4 338

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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You deserved it 5 452

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 538

By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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BitchPlease18 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:20

Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

CoolAidIsMyName 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Did she?

Comments

1crabbygirl 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:10

Was he drunk??

helpme37 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:38

Shit as a mother if you've been married twice then there's something wrong with you and I would warn her too !!

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:43

My mother is in her third (and likely final) marriage. Therefore, the number of a person's marriages doesn't necessarily denote the quality of the person(s) involved. Some people simply don't get along, and I know for sure that my mother is an awesome woman. |the kid|

emporiumprincess 11

Sunday 3 June 2012 7:58

This exact thing happened to my sister-but as my broth-in-law's parents had both died, it was his sister who said it to her... They just celebrated their 9th anniversary and his sister finally apologized for saying it

luvscomplic8ed 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:17

Either your dad was just trying to be funny or he was just being a dick... Sorry op

jrtepechis 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:24

My mother-in-law told me the same thing , I should have listened to her then cuz now I'm divorcing her son after being with him for 3 years and having his son . Now I'm ex-wife number 2

DjeePee 24

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:36

Wait, you're 20 years old. So you were 17 when you started dating him and he was already divorced, which means that he probably was a lot older than you. And looking at your picture, you had his child when you were barely a year together? I wanted to give a mean comment, but I'll just swallow my tongue. Let's just say that I think he's not the only one to blame for the failed relationship.

BecomeMine 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 10:11

Jealous much??

Alastrina_fml 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:21

The third time isn't always the charm. If you've already been divorced twice, there's a reason for it. Either you're attracting the same women, or there is something wrong with you. Go talk to someone about it and get to the root of it before you get married a third time.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:07

If your own dad is warning your women, maybe you're worth avoiding?

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:07

#5 They have yet to find the bodies . . .

withasmile 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:56

I think it might be a good idea to find out why your Dad warned her off. What do you need to do to be a good partner and what mistakes did you make? Yes - I'm sure your ex-wives had their issues too but you need to be responsible for yourself.