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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 07:10 - United States - Cedar Crest

Today, my therapist told me to write any negative thoughts that I had on a piece of paper and then set fire to it. When I lit it in the trash can, huge flames broke out and I had to throw the trash can out my window to keep from setting my house on fire. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your therapist obviously thought you were a lost cause and was trying to get you to end it all. I'd check to see of she took out an insurance policy on you recently.

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Pleonasm 35

It might have been a pane in the ash, but I bet that it was relieving throwing your worries our the window like that. Nothing to get burned up about.

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kidsgotastinky 11

It was an expression

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joopjoop 19

ive heard of people doing that, but they do it outside, over a bucket of water.

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BlueOysterCult87 13

I remember Mischief Night 2009, I stopped an entire row of apartments from burning because some kids lit a garbage can on fire that was directly next to the end apartment. Another minute or two and it could have been really bad.

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outoftown 26

And your next therapeutic exercise is to buy a fire extinguisher.

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circlelranch69 1

Your a ******* dumbass. I would beat your sorry ass if I was your neighbor. Your probably one of them fire bugs. I hope to hell you don't ****** drive around in like a car.

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whyamievenhere 11

Pro-tip: Next time you do this exercise, bring them outside and set them aflame on concrete (street or driveway). Nothing else will catch on fire and the ashes and smoke of your toxic smoke will not be in your living space.

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SparkleFace 14

Those must have been some intense thoughts.

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finalyearsofhate 22

I think you're supposed to pour gasoline on it first. Next time try it somewhere a bit less flammable.

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an3ph 20

And you were expecting… what? What DO they teach kids in school these days?

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Rababco 29

Not common sense, that's for sure! Instead I learned Math, English, History, Science etc. but no common sense. They fill our heads so much knowledge, half it we'll never use or forget, that there's no room for stuff we need for everyday life, like common sense. Why do think our generation does so much stupid stuff; the more we know, the dumber we get! :P

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zevo1415 10

Must've written that adele song on the paper

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