Gross, dude!
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rub her nose in it
that's nasty :/
< slays anti flood in the name of glowstixx
I think fml should change it's name to this just happend. tjh
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TurboTalon is exactly right. Years of experience - I've only had to do this once. That's when I learned - if you have the urge to puke, your body is telling you you NEED to puke. You've been poisoned. It's not too hard to accidentally drink too much. Especially when you're young - your body is developing, you're socially awkward, trying to fit in, there's drinking games, etc. All stupid reasons to poison yourself, but it happens all the time. When you get that urge to puke, you may puke, or you may not. If you don't, well, you could pass out and die of alcohol poisoning. Or not. But your liver still has to process all that crap, and I guarantee you, you will have a horrible hangover the next day. Every single time I've puked, I felt better, usually within the hour, I sober up faster, and the next day, I don't feel like I'd rather be dead. Like I said: I tested this on purpose only one time. I had a lot of tequila, like 12 shots, in about an hour. I forced myself to puke, and it worked. Not only did I feel better the next day, but I realized how stupid and pathetic it was to have to do that. Since then, I'm WAY more careful about over-drinking. I have not had a bad hangover since. No, I'm no fun at parties. Boo-hoo for you. At least I won't puke in your car.
YDI for not tying her to the roof.