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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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EvilLilCupcake 10

Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I find this hard to ********** to...

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bugmenotmofo 34

Why do all of the really stupid FML's come from Canada?

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SeemsToFail 0

Id say " Im not your tooth fairy go get a dang toothbrush

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GwennaRose 22

And my boyfriend says that WE fight over stupid things...

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emmmsab 2

my ex used to do this then eat it. I would get so angry. Men are gross sometimes.

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Bella_is_my_name 4

& this fight could have been avoided if you just would have let him use your fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth

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maddirose 0

aaaaaand, you married him.

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