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you're too lazy to fix the caps yet not lazy enough to explainyoire lazy? yeah that makes sense. also how does he wear shoes comfortably? if my toenails are even a little too long, my shoes kill my toes.
yea it does make sense, it's not only LESS buttons to push, it's also an irrational procrastination that can make a person do something the longer way as long as it's the same way or an easier way
Any man with long nails is gay. Besides, that he even don't wants to cut them (which doesn't look like much trouble), makes him a dick. You shouldn't have married a dick. YDI
no all men that have long toe nails need to learn how to keep that pimp hand strong and slap the girl till she cuts them for him.
This happened to me once, minus the stitches. But I bled all over the white sheets in the middle of the night, and still have a scar on my foot!
Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.
you mean put the person that most likely bought the bed, the couch and porch? Exacttly how does that work, in MOST households (not all) the man is the main provider, the wife may contribute or takes care of the house, so why the **** would he be sleeping on the couch when he ******* bought the bed if anything she should sleep on the couch if she finds it that much of a nuisance
Are you serious? Well then the OPs husband can use the nail clippers HE bought to cut his nails, while sleeping on HIS couch. You sound like your stuck about 50 years ago, get with the times. Oh, and in this post and the other one i read of yours on a different FML, you cant stop saying the word '****'. It doesnt make your point any more right when you use **** as every second word. Idiot.
Ever heard of shared bank accounts? Usually, once two people are married, they buy things together, especially expensive things like a house or furniture. I seriously doubt that it would be "his" house and that she just moved in with him. Could be, but I don't think so. And even so, unless they signed a prenuptial agreement, everything he owns is hers as well.
Haha the wife always has the power;) Unregistered you sound like a angry old man, loosen up...
um #8 this isnt the 1800s get with the times seriously i feel sorrryyyy for your wife..if u ever get married with that attitude
wow.....you are an idiot
Ancient pygmies believed cutting your toenails took a little piece of your soul. No, not really. I made that up. FYL.
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SLIP SOMETHING IN HIS DRINK AND THEN CUT THEM sorry about the caps, i'd fix it but im too lazy
Make him sleep on the couch. Or the porch, if you don't have a couch.