Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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EvilLilCupcake 10

Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

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eddeeezzyy 19

I find this hard to ********** to...

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Tell him to brush for 30 seconds with a dry toothbrush at least once a day along with all of the other normal brushing, flossing, etc... It helps reduce plaque build up. I saw that on Dr. Oz.

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frgvndfrgt012 0

Thats disgusting tell him to brush his teeth! I hope you didn't kiss him.

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laden_swallow09 34

To your hubby: It's called toothpicks and floss, stupid! Jeez, some people…

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Calyx_fml 21

He's a kinky bastard with a fingernail fetish.

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pagullarka 9

Come on not a single guy said it's okay, I think it's okay, you can wash your hands afterwards.

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Tmichal1993 1

He has no class

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thiscrazything 1

How selfish of you. Didn't you know in those wedding vows you agreed to be a stand in for his toothbrush?

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TheElle 6

That's is the kind of stuff you get with marriage.

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whynotbliss 18

Stick to your guns!!! I friggin HATE when my wife uses HER nails to pick at her teeth, F all if she's using mine... Go to the bathroom, use floss. Not sitting on the couch next to me!

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kenoswild 14

People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you've got the plague Women seem wicked when they refuse to clean the husbands teeth teeth are uneven when you've got the plague people are strange....... people are strange....... people are strange....... when you're a teeth fingering stranger..... alright yea!

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