Gross, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Gross

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal

Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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chunkofchange 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

fckin narsty make her buy you new ones

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:58

that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?

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liluu_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:58

What a bitch. Definitely make her buy you new ones. That's so gross.

Paulspacefdot 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:08

Got any poison oak or poison ivy in your area? Latex gloves... and use your imagination. Thieving bitch will be sorry for stealing undies.

mhterp90 17

Thursday 15 November 2012 2:15

I was thinking the same thing but itching powder. Just don't let it back fire.

cstritt89 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:38

just put icy hot or bengay in her underwear when she is taking a shower. then when she says there was something in there just say the only way to get it off is rub it out.

mushroomcloud 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:45

That's disgusting, and disrespectful! MOVE OUT!

redonkulon 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:59

wipe your ass with the buisness end of her toothbrush/contact solution

BeautyAndBrains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:01

That's disgusting! Once, a friend of mine gave me underwear for Christmas as a joke. When I went to put them on a few days later, I noticed a stain in it. She had worn them, and then given them to me, so I fully feel your pain.

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:09

ew ^^^^^ thats so gross what *kind* of stain was it? I would tell everyone I know what she did so they're like "ew" and tell guys, so they wont wanna date her lol "SHE STEALS &&& STAINS THINGS!"

nicomonty 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:25

Hahahah to all of the comments. This is like my eternal fear no lie i would probably have killed her if it had been me. I don't play with my underwear lol.