Work: Grossed out

Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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Today, I farted in my office, assuming nobody would come in until the smoke cleared. The new girl then came in to introduce herself. She had her hands on her nose the whole time, while we both awkwardly tried to ignore the stank elephant in the room. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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JojoChuo 8

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

tsim_fml 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:47

why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

Comments

Kbearlove23 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 18:22

Lol my mom has some stinky pipes and she carries fabreeze in her purse ._.

Bridgettecake69 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 14:56

Way to be a total ****. reguardless if it was your friend or not, it's not her fault and that was totally unecesary and rude.

Steel_BZ 8

Friday 6 July 2012 20:42

It's all good! Some ppl need to be reminded of the courtesy flush!!

mike307 11

Monday 26 November 2012 3:22

Don't act like your shit never stunk.

Attica 20

Thursday 31 January 2013 14:08

Wow, you're a really classy girl, aren't you, OP?

InnocentWings 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 14:31

lol bad timing

WickedFan 12

Friday 27 September 2013 2:04

"Poopouri" would be perfect in this situation (Search it)

thisismyhead 25

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:32

This one made me laugh out loud, but that's bad luck, OP!

HalfLit 17

Saturday 1 April 2017 0:32

Today, while taking a shit in a public restroom, the person in the stall next to me called me a "stinky bitch" and proceeded to douse me in air freshener. FML.