Work: Grossed out

Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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Today, I farted in my office, assuming nobody would come in until the smoke cleared. The new girl then came in to introduce herself. She had her hands on her nose the whole time, while we both awkwardly tried to ignore the stank elephant in the room. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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You deserved it 640

By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 330

By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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You deserved it 286

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

JojoChuo 8

Monday 12 December 2011 8:44

Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

tsim_fml 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:47

why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

Comments

SAINTSFANUSA 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 3:41

Hilarious! I laughed so hard I was crying.

smile232 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:41

Fail epicly

mnscrewup 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:49

I believe the proper term is "Courtesy flush!"

linda_stone 13

Friday 16 December 2011 8:25

Let me ask you a question. Do you understand that a RESTROOM is a place where people pee and take a dump? Do you realize at all that faeces actually DO SMELL? I guess, you never shit. Ever. You little princess, you fart daisies and shit emeralds, don't you?

StromyG2 10

Friday 16 December 2011 20:01

That is hillarious!

Like4Bosses 6

Monday 19 December 2011 5:09

Bahahahahhh :P I feel so sorry for that lady in the restroom :P you must've felt SO akward! :)

carry_fml 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:38

Super funny!!

AshLey809 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:29

Lmao!!

jamesofasia 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 13:31

Do you think there is another FML somewhere that goes along the lines of, "today, while I was in a public bathroom doing a number 2, some random sprayed air freshner under the separator of the stalls and then called me a 'stinky bitch'".?