GTFO

By Anonymous - 30/09/2016 05:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my brand new $3,000 mattress that is supposed to relieve my back pain works amazingly. I only discovered this because my wife, son, daughter, dog, and two cats are all asleep on it and not waking up. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

So is this a case of "this is somewhat inconvenient. FML" or "my whole family is now dead (possibly because of my new mattress). FML"?

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Tejanoswhy 19

I think it worked a little too well.......

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lestatsbride 3

slowly move kids from your bed to their own beds, if you nudge pets they move

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soullyfe 33

13: They probably wouldn't want to have to move both kids to their rooms considering they suffer with back pain.

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Kirari13 3

My family has done this. We just make room for each other. Probably the family was hanging out together and took a family nap. It's fun to do that even when you get older.

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HUGBUG 23

I'd be ******* pissed at them and I'd kick them off

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aquila0989 7

For all that is holy, please tell me you didn't waste your money on a sleep number bed. Worst bed I ever had. I had it about 2-3 years and it needed repairs like four times. Of course it was only covered by the warranty the first time. I got a knock off foam bed for 1/10 the price and a year later it still is in great shape.

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qteabutt 12

You can probably just kick out the pets, and scooch the kids over, maybe that would be enough room for you?

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trucker2 33

Lifts mattress, rolls everyone out on the floor, crawls in bed.

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bunnyveganlife 5

People are starving all over the world and you think this is an fml? Pathetic.

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cheshireau 26

Why are there more than just your wife in your bed? Do you live in a one bedroom apt where your kids don't have their own rooms and the animals don't have beds and blankets in the lounge room or laundry? $3000 is a lot of money and if your back is that bad, why would you allow others to sleep on it instead of you?

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MrsHumanFrog 19

dude..... i only paid 700 for a king Tuft & Needle and its Awesome for back pain and arthritis.

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