Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

WoWoWoWoWo 0

"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.

Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?

Comments

Why would you assume it was a burp if you knew you weren't feeling well? And why would "the next thing you know" be vomit on your lappy? Do you black out while pukeing? YDI

OP might assume it was a burp because when you're ill you can still burp. Also, the phrase "the next thing I know" is never meant to be taken literally and usually refers to something that happens very suddenly.

you have GERD. a life long problem. treat it now.

Another FAKE fml. -yawns- Person below me has AIDS.

princessjane 0

dude, who brings a ******* laptop into the bathroom. bring a book or a crossword puzzle, but a laptop? that's just asking for shit. lmfao. get it?

And that's why you keep your expensive, non-waterproof electrical equipment out of the bathroom/toilet area. Cheap magazines are the best entertainment for the toilet. No big deal if say, someone pukes on them. And, if you get desperate for toilet paper...

girlzrule94587 0

if I wasn't feeling well, I wouldn't bring something valuable, I'd just sit there... waiting.

From the moment I saw "bathroom" I knew where this was going...