Gross and Health: Gushing

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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Sunday 15 November 2009 20:40

"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.

Tozi_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:08

Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?

Comments

ellemk 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:53

'things were going great' as in..maybe she was starting to feel better. and it IS possible to think a burp will simply be a BURP. she does not deserve it.

bbq34567 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 22:00

At least you didn't somehow drop it in the toilet....but still fyl

gpstyne 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 22:41

that's what you get for trying to jerkoff on the toilet YDI

crazytoaster 2

Monday 16 November 2009 2:16

Such a low attention span society we live in, where people can't even take a dump without needing something to pass the time. Seriously, the worst of the worst of diarrhea is 15 mintues max on the toilet. If your that sick, clearly you are going to have something to keep you busy.

coletrain11 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:11

Women can jerk off?

grrrarrrg2 2

Monday 16 November 2009 0:04

That ******* blows. I've taken plenty of ***** with my laptop. Can't really say YDI for having the laptop in the bathroom. You felt like you were gonna burp and puked. (hence them not looking away) That could of happened anywhere. FYL

b3nl035w1ck 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:55

Well once I thought I was going to fart and it really DID feel like the fart feeling, trust me I'd know if it felt like anything else and well something else happened... Not the nicest of experiences... But I didn't know it was going to happen... It might be different with burping I've never been through OP's experience personally but I do think it might be possible that she honestly thought she would burp!

StaticDown 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:49

hahahaha! good one!

Luckygerms_04 0

Monday 16 November 2009 1:33

I would hate to be YOUR laptop..

blastvortex 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:11

So goes the best laid plans of mice and m... er... women. It's still self-inflicted agony though.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:46

who the f*** carries a labtop into the the bathroom??!!???!!??!!!!!! to record themselfs taking a dump!! lol no offence

anniebananie 3

Monday 16 November 2009 4:07

Probably to entertain yourself/get work done while sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time? Same reason people keep magazines in the bathroom. I probably wouldn't bring my laptop in, but I can at least understand the reasoning behind it.

SilentBlaSkiRain 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:03

....O.o "Things were going great" ???? YDI for notcovering yourmouth when you burped. :)

Blippety 23

Friday 14 November 2014 23:32

Covered mouth or not, if you puke it's gonna go everywhere.

SilentBlaSkiRain 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:06

btw i can just imagine. youre on laptop in bathroom on facebook, right? status " Taking dump, hehee ho ho. I took my laptop with me, hes my crap buddy :) "