Gross and Health: Gushing

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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Sunday 15 November 2009 20:40

"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.

Tozi_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:08

Poor you. Are typing through puke? Or did it get cleaned out?

Comments

chux4w 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:21

There's nothing wrong with a good old squat and surf. What really worries me is the fact she considered things to be "going great" while she was there. Ah well. Hope you feel better now...and have cleaned your keyboard.

Dazzozo 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:25

YDI for misinterpreting a barf.

fakechaosx 1

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:26

Ydi for bringing the laptop into the bathroom, it couldve gotten wet anyway but fyl for puking on it xD

WoWoWoWoWo 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:40

"Things were going great"? How great can diarrhea go...? Sucks for you, though. FYL.

FHGrif 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:58

I was expecting the akward "I wasn't looking at ****" thing.

marc_with_a_c 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:00

You suck for not having quick reflexes enough to move the laptop out of the way first

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:29

Sometimes you never know what end it is going to come from .

lefteye770 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:32

while i can commiserate (spelling?) with bringing a laptop into the bathroom with you...YDI for not moving the computer away from the spewing geyser of puke...all you had to do was turn your head...but that does suck though...hope you're computer's not too messed up

Blippety 23

Friday 14 November 2014 23:27

OP "felt a burp coming", so it's not like he knew in advance he was going to suddenly puke over everything.

Mortanious 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:51

Do you have to look at your laptop while burping? You are also sick and you should know that much like while having runny shit a fart might be a hershie squirt or more, being sick a burp also might be more; and next time look away, you don't have to look at your puke fly out and hit your machine. Nonetheless I LMAO, YDI.