Kids and Geek: Hacker

Hacker

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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You deserved it 9 830

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 525

By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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You deserved it 5 352

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 399

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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You deserved it 10 532

Family secrets

By Anonymous - 22/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Marysville

Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML

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You deserved it 59

By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 813

You deserved it 985

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 14 304

Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 694

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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You deserved it 87 027

By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres

Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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You deserved it 3 264

Neenertastic 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:42

future hacker we have here...be proud!

VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:02

No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.

Comments

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:41

sucks for you. shouldn't have left your phone where she could get it. I have teenaged brothers and I still hide my stuff.

volleygirl11 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:03

Wwwooowww!!hahahaha that really sucks -- I always hid my stuff.and I really don't know all the numbers in my phone so,yeahh l0l FYL

aleekna 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:50

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH ohhh myy goshhh thats hilarioussss hahahahhaa wow. i love your sister. haahhaa oh...my. ;D

doctorzombie7 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:55

My friend decided one time to name all my contacts Bacon. She was to about Bacon #15 when I realized what she was doing and stopped her.

aRm95 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 18:07

lmaoo lock your phone

Wazilla 0

Friday 24 December 2010 6:46

@80 i wish we didnt have poeple like you then maybe the world wouldnt be full of idiots, now she has to go through and rename and find out who each persons cell, wich also includes emergancy and business contacts.