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By ihatemylife - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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Hair-raising

By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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This woman's work

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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Barhinder 9

Monday 28 January 2013 9:25

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 28 January 2013 9:24

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

Comments

migueliscool 1

Monday 28 January 2013 22:41

Two-face?

AZbeastboSS 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 0:14

Comb over!

leadawg75 12

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:10

See a doctor. Maybe you have something wrong with your pores, follicles, or hormones! An hey, good luck buddy!

serion18 2

Tuesday 29 January 2013 7:17

I'm 21 and I can grow it on both sides but its thin and grows slower than molasses in winter so don't feel bad

s7evin 12

Tuesday 29 January 2013 8:31

"So you're tellin' me you're so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?"

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 29 January 2013 9:29

Pfft, think yourself lucky. I do, and I only need to shave once a week (i'm not asian btw). Facial hair is for douchebags

qirde_15 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 11:48

same thing on ur ballsack?

NOACCEPTANCE772 21

Tuesday 29 January 2013 13:09

Take my hairy ass genes. : I shave every 3 days, that's how hairy my genes are :(

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 29 January 2013 14:29

My bfs facial hair comes in looking like Joe Dirts.

FlashBurn 13

Wednesday 30 January 2013 5:01

Think of all the money you'll save on shaving supplies!

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Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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Today, I just got home from the police station where I had to explain that the guy I drunkenly hooked up with last night died in the middle of sex from a brain aneurysm. He had no wallet or anything, just car keys, so all I could tell the cops was his first name, that’s it. FML

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Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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Today, after having my car back for a few months after a $2,000 repair, I got in, only for it to not start. Don't worry. It's not the battery. It's the engine, which was fine yesterday. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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Today, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation alone, since none of my group members showed up. I was given a big fat 0 for doing the presentation alone. It was worth 50% of my grade. FML

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Today, it's funny that I'm paying so much more money for a 3 bedroom apartment so my kids can each have their own rooms, and both kids have been camped out in my room for weeks. I'm a single mom who doesn't get any child support. What did I leave my 2 bedroom for? FML

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Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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