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Half beard

By ihatemylife - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Barhinder 9

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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Jamesarella 1

These symptoms can be from a facial hemihypertrophy that should be evaluated.

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agirlnamedlogan 5

Hitler stache!

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Starv 6

Many girls would be jealous of you...

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upallnight11 19

At least you don't have to shave both sides. Shaving only one side saves much work.

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nikkon416 13

You would make a good side kick to Harvey dent.

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oj101 33

FYL OP. At least you get to save time on shaving.

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Saone_fml 27

Haha when i read this one to my bro, he said "What? Where is the wrong side of your face?" FYL op, my bro is growing out a beard too, so far its just under the chin and so funny to look at.

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perdix 29

Get a face toupe and be done with it. Ask Donald Trump to put you on to his guy -- if you could get an "onion loaf" mustache, the ladies will go wild for you.

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BostonBear 33

saves money on razors so its not all too bad op

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