Love, Cars and My ex: Half-hearted

Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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You deserved it 28 227

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By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 627

You deserved it 458

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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You deserved it 3 970

Where are you?

By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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You deserved it 248

By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 1 537

Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 023

You deserved it 386

By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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You deserved it 133

There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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You deserved it 59

Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 072

You deserved it 130

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 366

NotBella 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.

sweetpandora_fml 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:23

that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

Comments

nightngale 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:23

Change. Your. Locks.

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:46

I'd say FYL, except that you're probably better without him, anyway.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:51

OP, obviously you are one of those people who cannot learn their lesson the first time. Apparently, you need to hit the wall with your face repeatedly over and over again in order to learn valuable life lessons. YDI without a question. Sadly, you will always end up with losers until you actually learn to filter them out of your life.

MissOriginal 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:23

GOD u desperate ****, u dont talk to the guy for 3 years and u think "OMG I'll be hes changed!!!" and give him the directions to where u LIVE??? Have fun seeing him in ur windows at all hours of the night...

hrtstealer 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:12

Learn 2 move on. This should not be a FML if you moved on with you life.

ashlea925 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:21

You deserve ittttt. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

iranoutofnames 6

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:39

hm I guess the other woman he'd been calling prior to this answered her phone :)

The__Redneck 7

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:40

He asked you out to see if you would take him back. You obviously would, which is why this is a YDI

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:41

Why is this an FML? He's a cheating bastard, why would you WANT to go out with him? Although possibly YDI for agreeing to the date in the first place.