Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML
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NotBella 0

I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.

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sweetpandora_fml 2

that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

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lettertjes 0

He cheated on you and you had no contact for three years. So when he called, you naturally thought "Oh hey, he's probably changed AND realized I'm super cool, without having contact with me, and this is not a booty call at all". Of course.

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GanjAxZermA 0

I have to agree with #3 now he knows where you live and now he knows that you might take him back.. that's how guys are.. and if he cheated on you once he might as well do it agaln..

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quinnteh 0

That's how girls are too, especially if they've been cheating like OP's ex.

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MagneticGuitar 0

He obviously just wanted your address. If I were you I would be careful in the next few days.

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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ipwnallmen 10

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt,. now youll be waking up tied to the bed, naked with lip on your **** and a dick in your clit...in and out in and out and he'll just come back for more and when he says spread em youll say how far/how wide for his toungue and little wormy in yoour vajajay... i commend you for having an open mind but honestly.. boys can be quite the dark, ravaged animals, little kitten. ydi

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cjammer 0

someone clearly just got themselves off via lit ****.

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ipwnallmen 10

20, nah, I just wanted to titillate you guys.. :) did u like it?

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idkweird 0

not even a little. Too many spelling and grammar mistakes.

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cjammer 0

something tells me he was just itching to use a big word with 'tit' in it.

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idkweird 0

Agreed, cjammer. Also, did he just call me boy? I shall also ask if anyone can decipher his reply to me.

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daydreamstar 7

seriously, OP, please think! and theres this lovely thing called a restraining order. GET ONE!!

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ipwnallmen 10

srry byt thanx for playinf, 36 my yummy bosom

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ipwnallmen 10

id bet you like to watch it wonking mutie. lololololol now give me a shout out, hooter

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JukeboxBunny 0

What I want to know is how you put a dick IN a clit.

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ipwnallmen 10

nomnomnomnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom I AM ENGLISH, sovvie ****

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ipwnallmen 10

lolol 56/57!!!!i am a guru of words!!

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xxreikoxx 31

I hope you all know that this FML was copied and pasted from a previous post within the past two months. It's either that, or it's a cliched deja vu, but this really isn't a new post. In any case, the OP gets little sympathy for being merciful; she gets none for her stupidity. Point blank.

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jennalynn5 0

never let an ex back into your life. in the end it's not worth it

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FarSide 22

YDI for living too far away. Why didn't you go see him... not that desperate?

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nightmare1234 0

lazy ex..wow..

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