Love, Cars and My ex: Half-hearted

Half-hearted

By SherryBaby - 29/12/2009 07:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

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By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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You deserved it 459

By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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Where are you?

By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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You deserved it 249

By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Theresa - 26/10/2020 13:55

Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML

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You deserved it 388

By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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You deserved it 133

There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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You deserved it 59

Long distance

By DumpedGirl89 - 22/06/2021 14:01

Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML

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You deserved it 130

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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NotBella 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:08

I agree, you have been owned.....and now he knows where you live. You need to move, change your number, and start all over. That was the whole purpose of him asking you out. Not to go out with you, but to find out where you live so that he can get at you at anytime.

sweetpandora_fml 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 16:23

that's what you get for giving him a chance after he f*cking cheated on you. YDI.

Comments

macaaroni 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:39

hahaha, awesome. well, luck you because he probably would've cheated on you again.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:21

Yeah, right. And I suppose that if he'd told you that wolverines made good house pets, you'd believe him? (RIP, John Candy) You're just a little too willing. Don't give people those kinds of second chances.

ragsy 7

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:26

Stop being a doormat.

genki008 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 19:48

the original post was dumb, but these comments are even dumber

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:32

which ones, yo?

snafu57 1

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:06

why did you give this jerks a means to get back at you. he's probably laughing his ass off. if you get to his area, ask him out for a cup of coffee, and proceed to tell him about your current fling. (even if you have to make one up)

grrrarrrg2 2

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:49

THis is not an FML. OH hey there was this guy that used to treat me like shit and I just continued to let him treat me like shit. Ummm NO YDI!

iluvfml01 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:58

Check out www.mylifeisfly.com

mae18_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:23

this isnt an FML, probably a GOOD thing you didnt see him again !

idrivefast 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:58

Yeah, because cheaters make such good lovers. Especially with the possibility of sexually transmitted diseases. ooooo

xxxviii 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:59

OHHHHHH, Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, He knows where to come for a late nighter after he`s dropped off his current ****,if she has a headache....Keep it up babe, the world needs woman like you. There is always the need and you have just landed "job security".....