Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 114
You deserved it 5 435

Same thing different taste

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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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Dead_and_Gone 0

get away from him by halloween

bosco_kk 0

More like f the hamster's life. lol

Harming animals is a hallmark of many serial killers. I think you need to move out before he serves up a family meal with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Don't kill ur brother! He might grow up to be like Dexter and kill all the bad people! (Yeah right lmao) RUN! Change ur identity! Ur brother is the killer! He's the reason ppl lock their doors and windows @ night! And a lot of serial killers go from killing animals to killing their families THEN to killing strangers! WATCH YOUR BACK! Omg I would be terrified of him..even if im an adult and he's a kid id run from him! No wonder he has no friends! Would YOU befriend a psycho?

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Tim3 0

thats just like in halloween 2007

seriously this whole michael myers thing is from edgar allan poe. in "the black cat" he gets massively drunk, hangs his cat, and ends up killing his wife in complete rage. as for your brother, that's ******* creepy shit right there! lock your door, tell your parents, get him some ******* help!!

That's beyond FML. That's a sick ******. Call the shrink before you're the "new hamster" hanging from the ceiling. ASAP!!!

coffeennicotine 0

******* hell, he's a sociopath and you're an asshole for testing his craziness on a poor defenseless animal.