Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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You deserved it 5 435
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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lullabyy_fml 0

ohhh wow.that is scaryy.

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

I say that you lock your door and maybe go to sleep with a baseball bat or something. and don't give him any animals.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Don't let him measure the circumferce of your neck ...

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Stephai 0

WTF?! I'm a hamster owner and thats just wrong.. He needs help now. What do you think he'll be doing in ten years?!

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darkmis1 17

67: hanging from the celing as in hanging there dead! OP: you need to get your brother help NOW! That's the first sign of a serial killer!

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sondramcfail 0

Uh, the hamster's/your brother's life i f'd. (Well, your brother deserves it though haha)

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lolololcheese 0

judging by the comments I guess its weird that I used to do the same thing when I was younger.

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meadowlark 0

He hangs his friends from the ceiling too?

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burberry_fml 0

71, this isn't a sign of borderline personality disorder, i have that. i don't go around killing hamsters or anything like that. this is a sign of being ******* insane

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