Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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kellster 2

#31: I'm pretty sure the hamster didn't hang itself, dumbass. OP: FYparents' lives for raising such a twisted, ****** up kid!! I hope he gets some serious help, and I also hope you sleep with your door locked!

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Flounder 2

Your brother needs professional help NOW. Cruelty to animals is ****** up in and of its own right, but its also a massive indicator of possible sociopathy/cruelty to humans in adulthood.

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Adrienne926 0

He's a sociopath. Much worse than homicidal. #156: sociopaths aren't raised.. they were never right to begin with, it's no one's fault. He needs help though, it might not seem serious right now but it needs to be taken seriously. It's human nature to feel some sort of empathy and or sympathy with other people and living creatures. He has no regard for either it seems and therefore he needs to be evaluated.

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Newtrier 0

**** the hampster life

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bioclock 0

Congratulations! You're living with a sociopath!

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MousedaDrumma 0

yeah um, that is the makings of a serial killer right there. very few friends and killing or harming small animals. ya'll need to get him some counseling and straighten out his life before he moves to killing people when he's bigger and stronger.

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roflbubbles 0

If that was my brother, I'd beat the psycho out of him. Not even kidding. **** that kid, and if he wants to kill animals tell him to come see me. ****** retard. Oh, and #3 is retarded, Not Even close to funny.

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Wtfisflapdoodle 0

He is probably a sociopath, ie. he doesn't feel any emotion towards anyone but himself. Get him a therapist. Reminds me of that Criminal Minds episode

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