Animals: Hammy

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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Guyoverhere 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:59

# 113 serial killers gradually move onto people After they have tortured animals because they feel good when living things are in their complete control. So yes killing a hamster is just a start Btw if was the OP I'd get a good distance from him asap

Wowaddict_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:59

WOW What the ****. I hope you reilize this is the first step (Killing animals) that murders take before moving onto people. lock your door, and call a ******* concellor. NOW.

ajscw 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:04

Omfg run

makeitbetter 2

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:24

does anyone remember the FML from a few months ago? It was about a boy who put his hamster down his pants, got a boner, and his mom walked in on him. I thought this was the other side of the story :-P

bigbadnews122 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:24

HAHAHAHA!!!! Yo your brother is ****** up! Hey maybe my brother and your brother can be friends. I caught my brother throwing a football at a giant bee hive for no reason.

collie_man 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:39

future rapist/serial killaaaaaaaaaaa

wellthatsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:43

That's really creepy!! Send him to the psycho ward.

InnocentNique 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:47

Get. Him. Help. Seriously that is disturbing and wrong.

ThatCrazyGirl 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:54

hmmmm someone needs a therapist....

soulonfire928 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:57

Your brother seriously needs to be referred to a therapist/psychiatrist. You know one of the signs of serial killers is that they start off by killing animals, right? Hopefully he's still not pissing the bed...I don't remember what the third is. Oh-being a pyro I think is another. Of course this all goes along (usually) with being anti-social which clearly your brother is. Good ******* luck on this one, I think he's ******.