Animals: Hammy

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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You deserved it 302

By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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You deserved it 3 744

By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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You deserved it 7 622

Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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You deserved it 119

Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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You deserved it 163

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 2 465

By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 793

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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You deserved it 11 234

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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kougazluvr 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 8:04

I am serious here, you need to take him to a counselor or something before who-knows-what happens! That's really scary, I hope he gets some help...

bbobe900000 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 8:39

take everyone's advice, take him to a counselor/psychologist... he needs it. either that or for him to die. you think I'm kidding? he could be a threat to humanity, take him to a psych before it's too late and you have to do number 2. I'm not kidding this is serious shit

MARIOHGALACKSIE 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:12

Make sure you tell your parents... or next thing you know, they'll get him a dog... o.O

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:50

That kids gonna grow up to be the next Michael Myers one day.

Hunter329 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:06

That's really ****** up dude, I'll tell you what you should do, get him help and lock your door!

riaaa 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:13

lol right on #307 ;) yea everyone is basically saying the same darn thing >.> hmm.. it is "FML" cos he is living with a "psychopath" and he probably loves him too? ( I assume it is a he...)

kpopluv 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 11:14

wtf..his freakin creepy man , how old is he ?! take him to de a doctor or two..as much as u can to make him not fcked up . and..be careful of him ..

HellEnvenom 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:25

Get the kid some therapy or do my idea. Or you could try breaking his spine, chopping his hands and legs off or my personal favourite, gouge his eyes out so he cant see. #304 - No, Slipknot IS SHIT.