Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 114
You deserved it 5 435

Same thing different taste

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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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luckygirl92 0

i'm studying to be a psychiatrist. and i highly suggest you get you're brother therapy. though i personally should contact the humane society.

I bet there's lots of friends just waiting for him in the closest nuthouse. Send him away.

That's horrible! Your brother should get some professional help.

#374: You made me laugh But seriously, this isn't a funny situation. Scary. If your parents don't get him some help, I would honestly leave the house. I know he's your brother and you probably love him and your thinking that we all have the wrong idea but........ when you don't wake up in the morning.......

you should just hang him from the ceiling, do on to others and all that jazz, but seriously, kill him, one less homicidal teenager to worry about.

missmorningstar 0

I'd watch your back; you might be next.

Serial killers often start out as animal abusers as children. Please, get your brother in some SERIOUS therapy ASAP.

Get help for him NOW. I don't care how much your family loves him or how you "don't want to hurt him" but if you don't get him so counseling or therapy, it's only going to get worse. Serial killers often start out killing animals as children, moving up to human beings as they get older. I recommend this course of action both to protect you and your family as well as the rest of society.

Maybe he was just having sex with it? Asphyxiation FTW~!!!!! Thats how i roll!!