Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 114
You deserved it 5 435

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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ugliy 0

KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU

He's either gonna be the Hegemon, or a serial killer. Don't bet on the former. FYL, and god help you.

ugliy 0

killing animals is an early sign of being a serial killer when it isnt for sport and whatnot that is

poor hamster... your brother needs to be thrown into a nut house

you're bro needs to see someone........so he doesn't end up killing people!

err ... i don't think you should jump to conclusions this fast . Maybe you guys just forced a hamster onto him and he never wanted one .... .

gra_k 0

so like, when someone offers you a cute little pet and you dont want it... don't give it away or maybe the animal shelter? nope, i just hang them. not quick, very painful and amusing to watch? uhm... no that kid is messed up.

supasqueak 0

Thats not funny thats horrifying. Lock your door!!!

fotc77 0

Ask him if he felt guilt or any similar emotion. If he didn't that mean he could be psychotic or didn't care for that creatures life, like how we don't care for that of a mosquitos or animals slaughtered to make meat. It may have been rage that he felt he couldn't take out on the person causing it. Like if he had heard you saying he didn't have friends so we should give him a hamster. Does he have anger issues? that could explain part of it. If he has anger issues and doesn't feel guilt thats a bad combination. 1/100 people are psychotic but that doesn't mean they will kill humans.

Kill you brother now, before he becomes a second Hitler. Our future lies in your hands!