Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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checkyesbecca 0

And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.

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e86 0

I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#21. youre a bitch. you guys dont know her so yall cant call her a ****/***** etc. etc. i know plenty ****** who keep it on the low(: and OP ydi, cause you should have atleast waited till you go to the bathroom. That is kinda sick, if I were eating at that resturant I would have walked up to you and said somethng.

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FMLFAN1 0

EWWWW! That's so disgusting! Who does that in a public place right before they are about to eat?! I hope you washed your hands afterwards!

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genius_man16 0

i was just thinking that #61 apparently the internet is full of prudes. Jesus, lay off the OP! Just because you aren't in that open of a relationship does not in the slightest way make the OP a ****. #35 just because she was doing that in public doesn't make it a sex-based relationship, obviously with no backstory or knowledge about the OP and her BF it is easy to assume that but you know what that does. ;) I say that sucks, FYL indeed, why wouldn't your BF tell you his parents were coming? Or notice you were undoing his fly? you must really be discreet if he didn't notice ;) you should come over to my place, haha

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flipper_gv 0

sounds like my ex girlfriend, and I gotta tell you, it was ******* annoying. When you get to the point you need to say:"stop always trying to touch my penis and stop trying to **** me everywhere!", you know she crossed the line.

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ariissocutelike 0

Thank u for being a normal person! :D

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jessxoxo28 5

wow, u cant try to be decent at a public place???

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infowarrior 0

So how did this guy not notice a hand in his pants?

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shmoryn 0

I can't believe 95% of these comments are so disgusted by a little public handjob! It's not like she crawled under the table. We should all be having a little more fun like this minus the bad timing.

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alewiina 0

#73... There's a difference between being a prude, and being in the same restaurant as some girl that's jacking off her boyfriend when you're trying to eat. Its disgusting and no one wants to see/hear it. There's a reason why there are indecency laws. Have respect for other people's space.

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rosiegrewup 0

#86, No, it means people have a sense of propriety and are aware that trying to wank someone off in a restaurant is a) disgusting and b) illegal. Moron.

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