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By "Stella5127" - 29/11/2017 16:00 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our first apartment together by having a bloodcurdling, hot, screaming lovemaking session. Once we were done, we lay happily in each other's arms when we heard the neighbour say, no louder than a whisper, "They're done just in time for for the news." FML
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JasonThorn 20

Well, no one can say your timing isn't good...

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snailsinyourtea 15

More like fml for your neighbours.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

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manb91uk 22

I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t make the sex any better. Sounds like it’s pretty good as it is.

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JasonThorn 20

Well, no one can say your timing isn't good...

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snailsinyourtea 15

More like fml for your neighbours.

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skippydoda 32

Just remember Avenue Q "You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love"

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Lobby_Bee 17

You should always assume apartment walls are wafer thin. Unless proven otherwise.

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shutupheart 11

I don't think your neighbours will be "coming" over anytime soon.

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EnvyMe33 26

I have had hot passionate sex before but I wouldn’t use the term “bloodcurdling” for some reason that term just doesn’t sound good. That’s the only bad thing about apartment living. Your neighbors can hear everything!! Watch out when you use the bathroom.

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