Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 807
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

Comments

Why would you stay? You have the car. Ditch the bitch and go get some fries!

its easy ... buy some fries and come back and sit next to them.. I heard that the smell of McDonald's fries make people drop sex and run for froes

I would have left them where they were and go to MacDonald by my self.

Shoot I would've left them in a parking lot, got my fries and said find ya own way home hooker

Watch the stars too then :) And ignore them.

You should've gone by yourself and left them there. And also never picked her up. And perhaps borrowed her money to buy it and the gas it took to drive there.

It's your ******* car. Leave those assholes