Weddings, Awkward and Love: Happy for you

Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML

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Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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You deserved it 56

Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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All is fair in love and war

By Backstabbinghxx - 15/10/2021 20:00

Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML

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You deserved it 129

By State - 19/03/2017 02:00

Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML

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You deserved it 554

By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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You deserved it 3 276

Fork in the road

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 23:00 - United States - Blanchard

Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML

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You deserved it 185

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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A day to remember

By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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You deserved it 112

Olive branch

By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

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You deserved it 1 482

sh4ll0truth88 8

Friday 30 October 2015 17:10

Well clearly she's stupid

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 October 2015 17:10

Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!

Comments

sighlifeman 12

Friday 30 October 2015 23:23

if she can take that little thing to heart imagine if her now husband cheated on her...how's she gonna handle that ??

Scorpio01 16

Friday 30 October 2015 23:36

You called her stupid and she went all the way to prove you were right... Think +ve ^^

GoldenSteve 11

Friday 30 October 2015 23:37

This is her thought process "I can fix him"

IcyShadowLordLOL 2

Friday 30 October 2015 23:57

"Accidentally"

Rysal5 15

Saturday 31 October 2015 0:22

Some people are flat out blind...I guess she will have to learn the hard way. Eh.

rgetting 24

Saturday 31 October 2015 0:54

You don't accidentally call someone stupid.

hollerrr 2

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:11

As those of us in the Southeast U.S. say: Bless your heart. If that woman actually wanted to be with you, you calling her stupid wouldn't be enough to cut it off. She's not with you because SHE. DOESN'T. WANT. YOU. Longevity and quality of her current relationship aside, get over her and get over yourself.