Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 941
You deserved it 3 748

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sh4ll0truth88 8

Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!

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andro6657 10

Who cares, she's obviously stupid

Why are you even still friends with a person like that. Stop pining over her and move on.

Do her sister or maid of honor in the most open non-public area you can find. Make sure everyone can hear how good it is to. Then walk out and when they all look at you, look at her and say "that could've been you"

Plan only works if he's good in the sack. Otherwise the girl can just stare right back and say "Thank goodness it's not."

Honestly, OP doesn't sound that trustworthy if he's convinced this girl isn't marrying him only because he "accidentally" called her stupid once. And yes, if the spited lover is being totally honest about the fiance(something I wouldn't bet money on), then it's a shame this girl is marrying the guy (doubt them divorcing would make her date OP, who also sounds like a tool). However, I can't help wonder what got left out. Maybe the fiance had a bad point in his life, where he was an addict, but now has turned around and is trying to help others. Maybe he's a really nice guy, but is "general dick" to OP because OP won't stop flirting with the man's fiancee. This is a case where I'd really like to hear all sides.

elizacandle 29

if she's marrying a heroin addict who's a general Dick maybe she is stupid after all....but how did you manage to "accidentally" call her stupid?

Spoiler alert: That's not the reason she's not with you. She's not with you because you're a judgmental asshole who thinks he *deserves* her and that by not giving herself to you she is somehow doing something wrong.

It sounds as if you're jealous. Don't be, just move on