Weddings, Awkward and Love: Happy for you

Happy for you

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent

Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 748

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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You deserved it 56

Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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You deserved it 26 047

All is fair in love and war

By Backstabbinghxx - 15/10/2021 20:00

Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML

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You deserved it 129

By State - 19/03/2017 02:00

Today, my best friend asked me to be the best man at his wedding. I had to decline because the bride's family has deep prison gang ties and I'm a correctional officer. FML

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You deserved it 554

By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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You deserved it 3 274

Fork in the road

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 23:00 - United States - Blanchard

Today, one of my best friends, someone I considered family, and whose kid I see as my nephew, picked a piece of shit dude she’s been seeing for 3 months over me. And no, I didn’t make her choose. He decided to be an ass to me and when I wasn’t OK with it, she just let him. FML

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You deserved it 185

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 172

You deserved it 2 428

A day to remember

By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 633

You deserved it 112

Olive branch

By Coco - 19/04/2016 20:58 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML

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You deserved it 1 481

sh4ll0truth88 8

Friday 30 October 2015 17:10

Well clearly she's stupid

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 October 2015 17:10

Sounds like she really is stupid then. Just dance with the hottest bridesmaid!

Comments

Masift 21

Friday 30 October 2015 18:04

Well clearly, you were right.

anarchymaniac 22

Friday 30 October 2015 18:26

You shouldn't go

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 18:29

Boy, she showed you.

Mirsen1727 12

Friday 30 October 2015 18:30

she's not a friend and will regret that when he goes back to jail. stay strong you don't need that negativity in your life.

mkayden 23

Friday 30 October 2015 18:30

Well, maybe you dodged a bullet.

Mirsen1727 12

Friday 30 October 2015 18:37

I misread this disregard my last comment. I read as you were uninvited. but still, she's not acting like a true friend. stand by her as long as you can BC she's going to need you when he goes back to prison. good luck

SecundusSecunda 27

Friday 30 October 2015 18:53

Or better yet, don't stand by her at all and let her deal with the consequences of her actions

FieldLeftBlank 20

Friday 30 October 2015 19:10

Not acting like a true friend because she.. invited him to her wedding?

9a_1z 12

Friday 30 October 2015 20:01

True friends... disregard their feelings and marry the only person their friend deems appropriate (them)... I suppose?

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:42

Which is obviously them. I mean, op likes her! That means she has to like him back! Seriously, get over yourself

Severefear 7

Friday 30 October 2015 19:22

Well, when he goes back to prison you can say "I told you so"

mwali02 32

Friday 30 October 2015 19:43

The one that got away... Sorry you're still hurting OP! :(

digitalxri0t 5

Friday 30 October 2015 19:46

you sound like one of those guys that believe in the "friend zone".

dsrtpnk 8

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:39

Oh no, we can't have that!

Ianamis 6

Saturday 31 October 2015 4:52

You sound like one of those women that believe friendship is a substitute for romantic feelings and you can just be someones "friend" if they felt that way about you at one point. That's not how emotions work.

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 31 October 2015 6:34

What are you even saying? 'Friend zone' is something made up for people to complain about the person they like not liking them back, as if they are entitled to it. Some even go to the point of they were nice or good friends so they deserve it. Sorry, doesn't work that way.