Hospital, New year's day and Love: Happy New Leg

Happy New Leg

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 561

You deserved it 4 513

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Party Hard!

By Livewire - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 281

You deserved it 7 815

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 760

You deserved it 1 688

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 802

You deserved it 2 580

Easily distracted

By Jeanine - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 367

You deserved it 5 827

Too late

By dumpedtaco - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 370

You deserved it 476

Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 361

You deserved it 3 283

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 336

You deserved it 2 604

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 430

You deserved it 896

ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:04

Think very hard before you reproduce with this man

MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:04

What is off road ghost riding?

Comments

Si123 33

Wednesday 1 January 2014 11:54

LOL!!!!!!

JMichael 25

Wednesday 1 January 2014 12:17

Well hopefully this helps him to learn his lesson.

macystar 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:46

#57, I don't know why you got thumbed down, because your comment actually made me laugh.

SuperMew 22

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:52

The small blessing here is that he is still alive and hopefully learns his lesson about stupid activities. I would however have a long talk with him about smart choices. I have to say, a lot of people are commenting about not "adding that to the gene pool." While this might seem a little harsh, I have dated guys who think they have brilliant ideas and that stupidity does not exist as long as you are having fun. It gets tiring having to clean up the messes of eternal children. If this is a common occurrence, you might want to think about whether or not being with the future members of Jackass is best for you.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 1 January 2014 14:46

Not many people know that "dropping the kids off at the pool" means taking a dump.

marcusadam21 2

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:32

Not you deserved it but he deserved it haha

Muttley9 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 4:24

"Stupid is as stupid does ma'am." - Forrest Gump "You can't fix stupid." - Ron White Should I go on? :)

commandercolbert 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 15:03

did he also get a vesectomy?

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 2 January 2014 21:43

You still want to marry this guy, OP? If you're old enough to get married, you should be old enough to know that ghost riding is a dumb idea and a good way to win a Darwin Award.